I was doing some reading this morning on Goodreads.com – yes a fabulous site for keeping up with what you have recently read, and your friends as well. Anyhow I ran across some entertaining quotes that I thought were worth sharing, I love starting my day with a giggle or two.
“I didn’t know if I could stop her with one blow. But I could whack the crap out of her.”
“-Oh yes? Can you identify yourself?
“so this crow comes and it starts quacking at us.”
“Ish #19 “If your diet soda has zero calories, zero sugar and zero fat, what the hell are you drinking?”
The very first one was my favorite, hysterical!!!